 I need a Vegematic
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That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell
Operators are standing by
How does that make you feel
Help me
Mr. Popeil
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To the bottom of a big steel girder
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Don't miss out on this deal
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Mr. Popeil
Help me
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Woah
It slices, it dices
Look at that tomato
You could even cut a tin can with it
But you wouldn't want to
Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble
Need your assistance on the double
Oh no, now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new
Mr. Popeil
Tell me, what am I supposed to do
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Now how much would you pay
But wait, there's more
It's not sold in any store
Now how much would you pay
Don't answer yet
Just look what else you get
Now how much would you pay
If you order today
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray
Now how much would you pay
Now how much would you pay
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Make me buy a Garden Weasel
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer
Call our toll-free number
We'll make you such a deal
Aw, help me
Mr. Popeil, I want it
Mr. Popeil, well, I need it
Mr. Popeil, I got to got to got to have it
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Hey
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