Альбом The Mitchell Brothers

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Oh...... Yeah
La la la.......la.....laaaaaa

Grab your crutch, spin around
Stand on your tippee-toes
Straight into the Moonwalk
And then you scream 'OH'
You pulled it off then you had a glow
That kept me in me bedroom with me door closed
Bad immitate there, practised till I aced it
Couldn't wait to hit the dance floor and see them faces
Thought I would never leave me seat
Till the DJ put on Billie Jean
That was my time to show off and right
Once I was in my black lofers I shined twice
The only thing missing was the glove
But that didn't stop me strutting my stuff
Kick my legs out, clutch me hat
Throw it to the darling in the back
Twist my neck, rub me hands 1 2 3 4 and.......

I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Spin around have the world in a gaze
I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Hit the ground, glide across the stage
I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Getting down with my shoulders shakin
I said, I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Hee-hee Aoow!

When I took a deep breath, and lifted my head up
That's when I wanted to be the man in the mirror
Right after I saw the zombies in Thriller,
I was no longer scared.
So I got a copy of Bad on VHS
Stayed up watching it to way past ten.
Played the car park scene over again and again,
Religiously like a prayer
Anywhere I could find a wooden floor
I would have a crack at doing the Moonwalk
Till I bounced my back off the wall
Woo
I spent half of my days lost in my thoughts
In the middle of stages, standing tall
Spinning around leaving the whole crowd in awe
Oooh

Standing there, I could swear I was Michael Jackson
Yeah heh
Yeah heh
Standing there, I could swear I was Michael Jackson
Standing there, I could swear I was Michael Jackson
Yeah heh
Yeah heh
Standing there, I could swear I was Michael Jackson

I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Spin around have the world in a gaze
I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Hit the ground, glide across the stage
I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Getting down with my shoulders shakin
I said, I wish I could move like Michael Jackson
Hee-hee Aoow!

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there goes the choir.... aint for me though!

do you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after?
no i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say "i do"

good evening ladies and gentlemen
im so so impressed by the turnout tonight
and have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attire
which i must say is spelndid
it's only right i do my duty as best man
i mean bestest man
cause im the best best man you can get
see i've known the groom since the grandeur days
when we used to sneak in and watch our dad's pornos together
so i can also say i known him as my girlfriends nipples
and have to be as real as possible with him
mate now you've said "i do" you're done!
so said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want and going out when you want forever
see i've stayed ready with my answer if the vicar was to ever ask me

do you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after?
no i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say "i do"

secondly i'd like to thank the groom
for the toast proposed to the bridesmaids
whom im definitely gonna deflower by the end of the night
at least two of them anyways
marriage to me is nothing but a civil contract
and i also see it as an institution
and who the fuck wants to live in an institution hein??
i mean is kinda like school
once that bell rings yous got to go back in
so once them wedding bells ring
you're in for the turning
i mustn't say i dont believe in relations
but in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinking
it's a chick's business to get married as soon as possible
and a bruv's business to keep unmarried as long as possible
so im always gonna stay ready of my answer
if the vicar was to ever ask me

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