 Noow let's take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school were it all began
Three bad lil kids raising hell at school
We were just thirteen straight acting a fool
Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same
Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
One day playing punch out up in kiv's room
The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke
Yo your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke
Yo lets go check this out man, oh what was that? oh I bet lets go
All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement
Yo what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside
He said, " I'm from mars and I come in peace,
I have something to ask and it's not discrete
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
But were just thirteen man what can we do
Umm, how should I put this I think we should screw - what?
On my home planet we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed
Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex
Man I'm a virgin, we all all bet
I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Ah, what should we do now it's spreading it's thighs
You'll be heroes in my planet
But why us three?
You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me
Yo should we do it? man I dunno know, yo I say we put it to a vote
All in favor say I, "I"
Ok we're in, - cool
Who should go first?
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait so at the same time? yeah that's what I was thinking
Here some whine coolers lets get you boys drinking
We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap
Keep humping away my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode yo son me too
Three way climax! best friends forever
What a pleasure to lost our virginities together - yeah
Andy Jorm Akiv you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off
Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad
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