Альбом NOFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could
I tried to believe when you said
I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. No!
I don't do those drugs no more
I know my luck has changed
My lifestyle has rearranged I'm on my feet

You'll never change your ways
Living from day to daze
Why don't you fade away

I've heard all this before
When you were sleeping on my floor
You said only for a day
But as those 3 weeks passed my patience didn't last nor my food

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave
Would you look at him I think he's lost it
I don't think that he can be saved

He's got a downpayment on his tombstone
He's not alone his whole life has been out
On a limb. just look at him, watch
Him get smashed and race bikes so fast
Just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph
Here he lies may he rest in peace
Hung on to life by the skin of his teeth
Pushing his luck thru the bottle he drinks

He's got a date with his maker and he
Doesn't want to be late and make no mistake
He's a good friend so why might his life
Have to end, my friend I don't want to
See you dead

I don't want to see him dead!
I don't want to see him dead!
I don't want to see him dead!

Can't u see how easy it becomes
Procrastinate, we're professionals
Get things done, you can't, to busy
Having fun we're professionals

Professional crastination it's a way
Of life if you've got lots of time

Put it off cause tomorrow sounds
Much better than today

Always late, not sometimes, occasionally
Consistantly, we're professionals

Professional crastination we're living
In a procrastination

Why can't we ever be on time?

Professional crastination it's a way of life
If you've got lots of time

Pofessional crastination we're living
In a procrasti-nation
Professional crastination

People suck
People suck
Mean people suck
people suck, they suck, they suck, they suck, they suck, they suck!

people suck
people suck
mean people suck
people suck, they suck, they suck, they suck!

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving town tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

I'll never fly S&M airlines again

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again

The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

I'll never fly S&M airlines again

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip

I'll never fly S&M airlines again
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
I'll never fly S&M airlines again

We believe in a drug free America
A drug free America for me
That's the way we believe
The way that it should be

Drug free America for me

Like in Amsterdamn where drugs are bought and sold legally
Let's take it one step further and make them all for free

Drug free America for me

Say "nope to dope" when its not for free
Say "ugh to drugs" save your money
Don't listen to facts just sit back
And relax and help make our country drug free

We believe in a drug free America
A drug free America for me
We want all our drugs
and we want them for free

Drug free America for me

I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
cause I know in my future days
I'll have my lion's share

There's nothing I like better
Than getting something for nothing
Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free
Obviously they don't know me

You can have your cake and eat it too
And there's plenty of free lunch for you
If you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
You don't know where you are, or what to do

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill

Screamin' for change,
Screamin' for change,
Screamin' for change.....

Black is so beatiful, white is so pure
Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur
Is one color a virtue how can you be sure
Ignorance the disease education the cure

[Chorus]
So how can you say that your proud of your race
Proud of your gender
Or proud of your faith
Facism racism all starts out the same
Stop feeding the fire, help put out the flame

Some people are smarter than others so dumb
The reason behind this a cultural one
And greatness isn't carried by blood
So get off your high horse
You're no better than us

All seems infected that the infected spy
As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye
You're the infected you can never deny
You're arrogant, you're ignorant, living a lie

[Chorus]

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do
How can I ever change things that I feel?
If I could, baby I'd give you my world
But how can I when you won't take it from me

You can go your own way
You can call it on the lonely days
You can go your own way

Tell me why everything turns around
Backin up, shaking it's all you wanna do
If I could, baby I'd give you my socks
Open up, everything's waiting for you

You can go your own way
You can call it on the lonely days
You can go your own way