Альбом Mindless Self Indulgence

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can DO that I have not already done to myself,
Oh no, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't ever be--
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go! (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
There is nothing!--
LyricsYou can do!--
That I have not already done to myself...HEY!

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
No, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice!
Be nice to me--
Don't ever be,
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
There is nothing...
You can do...
That I have not already done to myself...
Hey... hey... hey... hey...

Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

(feat. Chantal Claret)

This is my vindication
With a little decoration
No need to keep you waitin' (nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
Be intimidated
By what we have created
Kiss underneath the radaaaaaaaaar
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
I got myself a fuckin' life
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fuckin' lies
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not faaa-air
To be compared to you-ou-ou [x2]
To be compared to
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
Lyrics(Be-be-be bap-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da)

Just call me "Mr. Modest"
I got it and I flaunt it
You can applaud if you wanna (nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
Cock-blockin' non-stoppin'
When this ass is a-rockin'
Do not come a-knockin' (nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
I got myself a fuckin' life
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fuckin' lies
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not faaa-air
To be compared to you-ou-ou [x2]
To be compared to
(You-ou-ou baaa ba-ba-bap)
(Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-bap-bada-da-bap)

Everybody wants to join the club
Once you join the club, the innocence is gone
Everybody wants to be the bomb
But once you are the bomb, the innocence is gone
Everybody wants a big ol' slice
Of a little pie, the innocence is gone
Everybody wants in [x2]
Everybody wants

I got myself a fuckin' life
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fuckin' lies
Guess what?
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not faaair
Dressed down until I disappear
But I won't do it alo-o-one
No I won't do it alo-o-one
Oh I won't do it alooone
Bap-bap-bada-da-bap
Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-bap-bada-da-bap)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Yay-hey-hey)

(OOH)

Who the hell said any of you get a taste stupid?
Do you ever wanna get up all in your face?
You better take it
And nothin' you can do could make me ever go away
Fake it
Poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
All the violence makes a statement
Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT

She better get with the club

Who the hell said any of you get a taste stupid?
LyricsDo you ever wanna get up all in your face?
You better take it
And nothin' you can do could make me ever go away
Fake it
Poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
All the violence makes a statement
Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT

(Doo doo-doo doo) [x2]

All-this-violence-makes-a-statement

(OhhhhhhhhOhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh)
(Ohhhhhhhh) Punch your lights out (OhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh)
That's what I call entertainment
(Ohhhhhhhh) Punch your lights out (OhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh)

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
All the violence makes a statement
Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what I call entertainment
Causin' problems makes you famous
ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT

(Doo doo-doo doo) [x2]

All-this-violence-makes-a-statement

[Jimmy, L:] Doctor
[Jimmy, R:] Patient

I'm the doctor, I'm the patient
Don't forget that, it's important
If ya love me, like I love me
Everybody will be sorry

Well I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', well that's not so
I need something before the show
Just a little something to make me GOOOOO

Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Lyrics
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription

I'm the doctor, I'm the patient
Don't forget that, it's important
If ya love me, like I love me
Everybody will be sorry

Well I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', well that's not so
I need something before the show
Just a little something to make me GOOOOO

Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Give me more [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription

I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Over the counter, fill that prescription
I don't need no one screwin' up my fun
Turn down the bass and fill that prescription

(DoDoDaDoDoDoo)
(AaAaAaAaAaaAa)
(DoDoDaDoDoDoo)
(AaAaAaAaAaaAa)

I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', no that's not so
I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin', noooo that's not so
I don't need nothin' before the show
I don't need nothin' but that's not so
I neeeed something before the show
Just a little something to make me GOOOOO

Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Wow Woah Ohh
Ya kna-kna-know what I want?
Make it stop [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription
Make it stop [x2]
Pretty please - a prescription

[ding ding]
[smooch]
[champagne pop]
[champagne bubbles]

Oohh, I'd rather fuck ya than kiss ya (kiss ya)
But I won't press the issue
You know what I need is (I need, I need)
And ya never gonna be it (be it)
I shoulda hesitated
Limousine inebriated
So unsophisticated (-cated)
Too late to be debated

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends' friends
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS

Lyrics[ding ding]
[smooch]
[champagne pop]
[champagne bubbles]

Oohh, I want a lot of profanity
With a lot of lost virginity
It's a boy's intuition
With a right explanation
'Cause I'm on that mission
With deducted admission
Now take my clothes off
And show me what you're made of

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends' friends
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS

Excuse me, do you want to screw? [x2]
I'm so amazing in the sack
Yes, I'm so amazing in the sack

[ding ding]
[smooch]
[champagne pop]
[champagne bubbles]

[Jimmy:] I'd rather fuck you than kiss you

I want a lot of profanity
With a lot of lost virginity

Now take those clothes off
And show me what you're made of

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends' friends
Make out with her friends, make out with her friends' friends [x8]

(feat. Chantal Claret)

[Jimmy:] Gentlemen

Screwin' in moderation
Screwin' is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour

[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright
[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
LyricsBut I can't get it up

[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up? [x2]

It must be your face (eww eww)
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body
Then it must be your face

Screwin' in moderation
Screwin' is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour

[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright
[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up? [x2]

[Jimmy:] Oh, Jesus
[Jimmy:] I-I'd never had this problem before, it's just a
[Jimmy:] Hold on a second
[Jimmy:] Give it a minute, give it a minute
[Jimmy:] Alright, just give it a minute

[Jimmy:] Ah, te-ugh do something sexy
[Jimmy:] I don't care, do something sexy
[Jimmy:] Just whatever you do don't talk about your fucking boyfriend while we're having sex how about that?

[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright
[Chantal:] Oh yeah
[Jimmy:] Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up?
[Jimmy:] Get it up
[Chantal:] Why can't you get it up? [x2]

It must be your face (eww eww)
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body
Then it must be your face

YO FUCK ME AND MY FRIENDS
MY FRIENDS AND ME
NEVER SPECIAL ENOUGH
TO MAKE A CASE FOR JEALOUSY
FUCK THE SECRET SAUCE
IM GOTHALICIOUS WITH CHEESE
AND ALL THE GAY THINGZ I SAY
MAKE SUCH A PRETTY MELODY
IM GONNA SAY ALL THOSE BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
ILL MAKE UP THINGS SO EVERY ONE HATES YOU
THIS...
IS...
MY...
RE... VENGE
IM A LITTLE TEASE
WATCH WHAT I DO
HEREZ A LITLE TASTE
OF HOW ITS GONNA BE FROM NOW ON

Make a wish,
Make it hurt,
With my hand,
Up your skirt, tonight!

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File me alphabetical,
Ha-ha-ha-hypothetical,

It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, un-buh-leev-uh...bull!
Tonight

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File it alphabetical,
LyricsHa-ha-hypothetical,
With my guns,
On the floor,
And the fans,
At the door, tonight!

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File it alphabetical,
Ha-ha-hypothetical,

It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, un-buh-leev-uh...bull! bull!
Tonight

Oh no, not me!
Pissed off, ripped off, repeat (tonight)
Oh no, not me!
What's my excuse this time? Suffer it...

Unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, unbelievable, woo!
It's animal, it's animal,
It's animal, un-buh-leev-a...bull!
Tonight

Signal-directional,
Institute-correctional,
File it alphabetical,
Ha-ha-hypothetical, (tonight)
Fuckin' incredible,
Suh, suh, nonconceptual,
I be the medical drug,
The theoretical--
Tonight!

I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that ain't no fuckin' lie!

I am the mastermind
It's just a problem of mine
It's like columbine
Co...lum...BINE!

Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
This message cannot be denied
Lyrics
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right

I am the mastermind
Underline mastermind
Until your pencil breaks

I am the mastermind
Just like a suicide
Your credit has been denied
De...NIED!

Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
This shit gonna turn your mama white

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right

Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania

I am the mastermind
Intelligent by design
It makes me wanna cry

I am the mastermind
And now that I'm satisfied
It's time to say goodbye
Good...BYE!

Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right
I will not apologize

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right

(feat. Chantal Claret)

Wait (wait), I masturbate
Let another motherfucker come and share my fate and pray (pray)
Catastrophe
Imma kill a motherfucker with a fax machine and break... it down... for you... to see

'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed
On it - watch me bleed
On it - rest in peace
On it - h-h-hide
You are... So good so far [x2]

Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'
Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin' (goin'-goin'-goin'-goin')

Fake (fake), I'm not awake
It ain't my fault you can't relate
Towed (towed), corporate accounts
LyricsGonna hurt somebody with my 24 ounce and break... it down... for you... to see

'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed
On it - watch me bleed
On it - rest in peace
On it - h-h-hide
You are... So good so far [x2]

I'm gonna be the one with my face in a magazine
I'm gonna be the one I have to face

Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'
Better than this, better than that
Better watch out
In the morning I have come
Rock the walls, rock the bass
In the morning I'm gone
Putting you in your place
In the morning I have come
Rock the walls, rock the bass
In the morning I'm gone
Putting you in your place
In the morning I have come

Come

'Cause I'm on it - yes indeed
On it - watch me bleed
On it - rest in peace
On it - h-h-hide
You are... So good so far [x2]

I'm gonna be the one with my face in a magazine
I'm gonna be the one I have to face

Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'
Better than this, better than that
Better watch out when you get me goin'

I know I'll feel this way forever
I know no one will beg to differ
Goodbye, so long, it's been a pleasure

Repeat this when I say that
I don't want you to hate me, I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me, I want you to want to date me

I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch

Never gonna be perfect
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know I'll feel this way forever
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know no one will beg to differ

Repeat this when I say that
I don't want you to hate me, I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me, I want you to want to date me

LyricsI wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch
I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch

Never gonna be perfect
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know I'll feel this way forever
(No, never gonna be, never good enough, not for me)
I know no one will beg to differ

Too much of one thing never hurt me, baby
It is aggressive, that's the message we send

I don't want you to hate me, I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me, I want you to want to date me

I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch
I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch

Everyone knows
What you know
All except me
That ain't right
Let me know
When I get
The respect that I'm due if only for tonight
Watch me mix it
In my basement
With no makeup
I feel naked now
Ha Ha Ha
I never really lost the fight
but I never really won it
Ha Ha Ha
And die my darling
Ha Ha Ha
P.S.-- Welcome to my life

I'm so money
So money
Oh baby I'm so money
So money
MONEY
(VALLET) I will conform
(HEY) I will play ball
(HAPPY) I won't save for
I make a sacrifice because I want it all
The weu-weu-wittle dog
Weu-Weu-Want it all
Weu-Weuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm so money
So money
Oh baby I'm so money
So money
MONEY

MY LIE

LyricsDaddy want the new, persue our new car [x2]
Daddy wants all the money
(VALLET) I will conform
(HEY) I will play ball
(HAPPY) I won't save for
I make a sacrifice because I want it all
The weu-weu-wittle dog
Weu-Weu-Want it all
Weu-Weuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm so money
So mo-nay
Oh baby I'm so money
So mo-nay
MO-NAYYY

(VALLET) I will conform
(HEY) I will play ball
(HAPPY) I won't save for
I make a sacrifice because I want it all
The weu-weu-wittle dog
Weu-Weu-Want it all
Weu-Weuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Y'all rocked my body
But now I'm goin', bye
Thanks for the party
The mo' with the girls and the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye
Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows me
Know them dirt

Thanks for the party, the house, the girls, the press, and..
Oh yeah, doing my laundry

I want to testify
I was not notified
When did my mother start
Bugging out, getting high
I wanna take a chance
Deep in your underpants
LyricsAll my little girls
Everybody kiss my ass

Bomb, bomb this track
Disrespect
No regrets
Bomb this track

You want my story, lady
And my money, ladies
Least that's what happens when you take what they are givin', baby

You want my money, money
Want my merry money
You want some static, don't go paint yourself a story
When I love you down baby
Need some strokin' baby
Don't you know they are really what I'm bout baby

Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Y'all rocked my body
But now I'm goin', bye
Thanks for the party
The mo' with the girls and the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye

(feat. Celia Euringer)

Indistinguishable from one another
No possible intention to even bother
It doesn't matter what is said or how we say it
Coincidentally, we all sound exactly the same
We all want to swindle kids out of their money
If you're still doing this 'cause you believe in it

You are so fucking lame!

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Yo supe que nadie iba a comprender tu musica
pero tu no me hiciste caso,
yo te dije, no te vistas en color rosa"

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands
Who is it time for

LyricsMark Chapman

Hey
When they all seem absurd
He will thin out the herd
Ladies and gentleman

Mark Chapman

Now
There is no heart
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

Don't look to me
I do not lead
I'm just in front
And they're all following

Some other motherfucker
Without the balls or cojones
To take a hold of the reins
And use them

Why is something so obvious so elusive?
There is nothing on the menu that will turn abusive
I am part of the problem
Not the solution

I'm just a prisoner
In the same prison as you
We wait for other shoes to fall into positions
Already obsolete
No one will miss us at all

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Yo te dije, no debes de firmar con una compaáia de discos tan grande,
ellos no te aprecian, yo no creo en ti"

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands
Who is it time for

Mark Chapman

Hey
When they all seem absurd
He will thin out the herd
Ladies and gentleman

Mark Chapman

Now
There is no awe
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

I can not tell
Is it just me
Or do we all
Look just like

Adolph fucking Hitler
With this swoopy emo-boy dreamy haircut
Dangling in our faces
Making us all indescribably indistinguishable from each other
Or maybe I'm just another megalomaniac...

Reginald, release the hounds

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Donde esta todo el dinero que me debes? LADRON!"

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
No teachers after school
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
You're so dead after school
Oh no no
Why don't you beg (fatso!)
run (fatso!)
beg (fatso!)
run (fatso!)
Why don't you say it
Oh Uncle
Why don't you say it
Oh Uncle
You better say it
Oh Uncle
Why don't you say it
Oh Uncle

Why don't you say it you baby
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
LyricsI'll Get you I'll Get you tomorrow

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
No teachers after school
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
You're so dead after school
Oh no no
Why don't you beg (fatso!)
run (fatso!)
beg (fatso!)
run (fatso!)
Why don't you say it
Oh Uncle
Why don't you say it
Oh Uncle
You better say it
Oh Uncle
Why don't you say it
Oh Uncle

Why don't you say it you baby
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll Get you I'll Get you tomorrow