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Текст песни "Chips or Tits" |
 I can name my Top 10 records
I can name my favourite goals
But just lately I've had a quandary
That I can't seem to resolve
I can name my Top 10 films
Or which actors I think are good
But if I had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that I could
Chips or tits?
I can't decide which one I like best
Chips or tits?
Fried potato's or a lady's breast
My favourite cake's an Eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips or tits
I don't think I could answer that
My favourite crisps are Wotsits
And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while
Chips or tits?
Which one I like best, I just can't describe
Tits or chips?
Mammary glands or spuds, chips and fries
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of plaice
Tits! I like 'em when they're on my face
Chips! I eat 'em when I'm in my car
Tits! I like 'em in or out of a bra
Chips! I like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits! I like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips! I like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits! I just like 'em of course!
Chips! I like 'em with a saveloy
Tits! Either side of my old boy
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits! They make me lose my wad
Chips! I like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits! Big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips! I like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits! Can I see some please?
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