By: Jimmy Buffett Well it's the same old story Another mobile home broken up Well I'm eatin' off of a paper plate Drinkin' from a paper cup Chorus: She caught me with another woman I guess I'm lucky to be alive Well she stole my car And left me a nail to drive Chorus: She caught me with another woman I guess I'm lucky to be alive Well she stole my car And left me a nail to drive Yeah she stole my car