Альбом Eminem

(Intro)

Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Althought the whole world knows your name
So on the biggest days they came to see you spit your game
Ooooohhhhhhh
It shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you came back again, you hate the fame
Love the game, cold as ice you remain
Fuck em' all, tell 'em all eat shit, here we go again

So, God damn... is it that time again already
Haha, y'all don't look too happy to see me
Fuck man, don't everybody welcome me back at once
All right, fuck y'all then

You can get the dick, just call me the ballsack, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back you're mutts
Fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy
Fuck it a sick duck, I want my duck sicked, mummy
And my nuts licked, gobble 'em up trick, yummy
Bitch you don't fucking think that I know that you suck dick, dummy?
You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit, honey
Yeah I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny!
Shorty dance while I diss you to the beat, fuck the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah struck a nerve sucker
Motherfucker might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean cock sucker
This shit is on, cause you went and pissed me off
Now I'm sitting and pissing on everybody
Give a fuck if it's right or wrong
So buck the buddah, light a bong
But take a look at Mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low
Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blows blo-blo-blows
Oh oh oh oh oh

Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing
I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around motherfucker
I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
Till it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion
Who the fuck is you pushing, you must've mistook me for some sissy
Soft punk looking for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead, fucking hater push me
I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up sissy, G's up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down (Shady ease up!)
Man chill, nah I can't god damnit
Rap is a land fill, drop the anvil
These are shoes that you can't fill
shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still
During a earthquake, urine in your face
Cause you're fake, ahh what the fuck, that hurt wait!
Ahh what the fuck, I just got struck by lightning
Alright then I quit, God I give up
Call it evil that men do, Lord forgive me for what my pen do
This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you, if you continue
To hell I'll send you, and just then the wind blew and I said

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low
Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blows blo-blo-blows
Oh oh oh oh oh

How long will I be this way? Shady until my dying day
Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say
So long, til then I drop the fucking bombs
Like I missed the pass when I went long
If you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong
Now sing along, slut this, slut that, learn the words to the song
Oh bitches don't like that, homie I'll be nicer to women
When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
Man I'm a, cold soul, I roll solo so
So don't compare, me to them other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with auto-tune
The last thing you wanna do is have me spit out a rhyme
And say I was writing this and I thought of you so

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low
Ask me why man I just don't know know know know know know know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows blo-blo-blows blo-blo-blows
Oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
I don't know, I don't know what caused, I don't know what caused me to be this way me to be this way
I don't know, I don't know by I probably be this way til my dying day
I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold beat bangs, I don't need to say
I guess this is how you made me

Eminem:
(Intro)
Ayo, before i start this song man, I just wanna thank everybody for being so patient
And bearing with me over these last couple of years while I figure this shit out

Kobe:
(Chorus)
Is anybody out there, It feels like I'm talking to myself
No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I come from
Can anybody hear me yeah, I guess I keep talking to myself
It feels like I'm going insane, am I the one who's crazy

Eminem:
(Bridge)
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I'm on my own
Is there anyone out there, who feels the way I feel
That there is and let me know so I know that I'm not the only one

I went away I guess that opened up some lanes
But there was no one who even knew I was going through growing pains
Hatred was flowing through my veins, on the verge of going insane
I almost made a song dissing Lil Wayne
It's like I was jealous of him, cause of the attention he was getting
I felt horrible about myself, he was spitting and I wasn't
Anyone who was buzzing back then could've got it
Almost went at Kanye too, god it feels like I'm going psychotic
Thank god that I didn't do it
I'd have had my ass handed to me, and I knew it
But Proof isn't here to see me through it
I'm in the booth popping another pill, tryna talk myself into it
Are you stupid? You gon' start dissing people for no reason
Especially when you can't even write a decent punchline even
You're lying to yourself, you're slowly dying
You're denying, your health is declining with your self esteem
You're crying out for help

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Marshall, you're no longer the man, that's a bitter pill to swallow
All I know is I'm wallowing, self-loathing and hollow
Bottoms up on the pill bottle, maybe I hit my bottom tomorrow
My sorrow echoes in this hall though
But I must be talking to the wall though, I don't see nobody else
(I guess I keep talking to myself)
But all these other rappers suck is all that I know
I've turned into a hater, I put up a false bravado
But Marshall is not an egomaniac, that's not his motto
He's not a desperado, he's desperate, his thoughts are bottled
Inside him, one foot on the brake, one on the throttle
Falling asleep with writers block in the parking lot of McDonald's
But instead of feeling sorry for yourself, do something 'bout it
Admit you got a problem, your brain is clouded
You've pouted long enough, it isn't them, it's you, you fucking baby
Quit worrying bout what they do and do Shady, I'm fucking going crazy

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

So I picked myself up off the ground, and fucking swam before I drowned
Hit my bottom so hard I bounced twice, advice this time around
It's different, them last 2 albums didn't count
Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing 'em out
I've come to make it up to you, now no more fucking around
I got something to prove to fans cause I feel like I let 'em down
So please accept my apology, I finally feel like I'm back to normal
I feel like me again, let me formally re-introduce myself
To you for those of you who don't know
The new me's back to the old me, and homie I don't show no
Signs of slowing or bowing, I'm blowing up all over
My life is no longer a movie, but the show ain't over homos
I'm back with a vengeance homie, Weezy keep your head up
T.I. keep your head up, Kanye keep your head up
Don't let up, just keep slaying em
Rest in peace to DJ AM, cause I know what it's like
I struggle with this shit every single day and I'm

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

(Outro)
So there it is, damn, feels like i just woke up or something
Guess I just forgot who the fuck I was man
Ayo, and to anybody I thought about going at, It was never nothing personal
Just some shit that I was going through
And to everybody else, I'm back!

Yea, ya know, critics man
Critics never got nothing nice to say man
You know the one thing I notice about critics man?
Is.. critics never ask me how my day went
Well ima tell em

Verse 1:
Yesterday my dog died, I hog tied a hoe, tied her in a bow
Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
You wanna criticize dog try a little more
I'm so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole
I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
Better hold on a little tighter here I go
Flows tighter, hot headed as Ghost Rider
Cold-hearted as Spider Man throwing a spider in the snow
So ya better get lower than Flo-Rider inside of a low rider with no tires in the hole
Why am I like this, Why is winter cold
Why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes
Listen dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets
This isn't golf, this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds, this is the salt
So get lost, shit dissing me is just like pissing off the wizard of oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and
Cut out your livers, gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his draws
Tickle him, go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

Hook:
You're on fire
That's how ya know your on a roll, cause when you hot its like your burning up everyone else's cold
You're on fire
Man I'm so fucking sick I got ambulances pulling me over and shit
You're on fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
You're on fire... you're on fire

Verse 2:
I just put a bullshit hook
In between two long ass verses if you mistook this for a song, look
This ain't a song its a warning to Brooke Hogan and David Cook
That the crook just took over so book
Run as fast as you can, stop writing and kill it
I'm lightning in a skillet, you're a fucking flash in a pan
I pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashing a fan
Mr. Mathers is the man
Yeah I'm pissed but I would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
Come back and whip your ass with it again
Saliva's like sulfuric acid in your hand
It'll eat through anything, metal the ass of iron man
Turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a fucking chance is asinine
Yeah ask Denaun man
Hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit with a fine crayon
Fuck it, I ain't playing
Pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holding a sign saying
Vietnam vet, I'm out my fucking mind man
Kick over the can, beat his ass and leave him 9 grand
So if I seem a little mean to you, this ain't savage you ain't never seen the brew
You wanna get graphic, we can go the scenic route
You couldn't make a bulimic puke on a piece of fucking corn and peanut poop
Saying you sick, quit playing you prick, don't nobody care
Then why the fuck am I yelling at air
I ain't even talking to no one cause ain't nobody there
Nobody will fucking test me cause these hoes wont even dare
I'm wasting punchlines but I got so many to spare
I just thought of another one that might go here
Naw don't waste it save it psycho yeah
Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about Michael's hair

Hook:
You're on fire
That's how ya know your on a roll, cause when you hot its like your burning up everyone else's cold
You're on fire
Man I'm so hot my motherfucking firetruck's on fire homie
You're on fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
You're on fire... you're on fire... you're on fire

[P!nk]
You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard, you can pull all the cards
But I won't back down, oh no I won't back down oh no

[Eminem]
Cadillacs Sevilles
Coupe DeVilles,
Brain dead rims
Yeah stupid wheels
Girl I'm too for real
Lose your tooth and nail
Try to fight it, try to deny it
Stupid you will feel
What I do, I do it well
Shooting from the hip, yeah boy I shoot to kill
Half a breath left on my death bed
Screaming F that yeah super ill
Baby what the deal
We can chill, split half a pill and a happy meal
Fuck a steak slut
I cut my toes off and step on the receipt 'fore I foot the bill
Listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
You know the fucking drill
How you douchebags feel knowing you're disposable?
Summers eve Massengill
Shady's got the mass appeal baby crank the shit
Cause it's your God-damn jam
You say that you want your punchlines a little more compact
Well shorty I'm that man
These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at man
I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said
Settle ya fuckin' ass down I'm ready for combat-man
Get it calm batman?
Nah, aint nobody whose as bomb and as nuts
Lines are like mom's cat scans
Cause they fucking dope my name is
Hunny I applaude that ass
Swear to God man these mobs can't dance
Ma show 'em how it's done
Spazz like a God Damn Taz, yeah

[Chorus - Pink]

Gotta shake that ass like a Donkey with Parkinsons
Make like Michael J Fox in the Jaws playin with a etch-a-sketch
Betcha that youll never guess whos knocking at your door
People hit the floors
Yeah tonight ladies you gon get divorced
Girl, forget remorse, I'ma hit you broads with
Chris's paws like you pissed him off
Talented with the tongue motherfucker
Uou ain't gotta lick in yours
Hittin' licks like I'm robbin' liquor stores
Makin' cash registers shit their draws
Think you spit the raw
I'm an uncut slab of beef
Laying on your kitchen floor
Other words I'm off the meat rack
Bring the beat back
Bring me two extension chords
I'ma measure my dick shit I need 6 inches more
Fuck my dicks big bitch
Need I remind you that I don't need the fucking swine flu to be a sick pig
You're addicted I'm dope
I'm the longest needle around here
Need a fix up I'm the big shot
Get it dicks nuts
Your just small boats little pricks
Girl, you think that other pricks hot
I'll drink gasoline and eat a lit match
'Fore I sit back and let him get hot
Better call the cops on him quick fast
Shady's right back on your bitch ass
White trash with a half of six pack in his hatchback
Trailer hitch attached to the back (dispatch)

[Chorus - Pink]

[Verse 3 - Eminem:]
Bitch, am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rapping?
Does a bird chirp, Lil Wayne slurps syrup til he burps
And smokes purp does a word search gets circles wrapped around him like
You do when I come through, I'd like you to remind yourself
Of what the fuck I can do when I'm on the mic
Or your the kind of girl that I can take a liking to
Psych I'm spiking you like a football
Been this way since I stood a foot tall
You're a good catch with a shitty spouse
Got a pretty mouth and a good jaw
Give me good brain
Watch the wood grain, don't want no cum stain
Bitch you listening tryna turn me down
Slut I'm talking to you, turn me back up
Are you insane tryna talk over me in the car
Shut the fuck up while my shit's playin'
I'ma shit stain on the underwear of life
Whats the saying? where there's thunder there's lightning
And they say that it never strikes twice in the same place
Then how the fuck have I been hit six times
In three different locations
On four separate occasions?
And you can bet your stanking ass
That Ive come to smash everything in my path
Fork was in the road took the psychopath
Poison ivy wouldn't have me thinking rash
So hit the dance floor cutie while I do my duty on this microphone
Shake your booty shorty I'm the shit
Why you think Proof used to call me Doody?

[Chorus - Pink]

(Intro)

Yeah... Oh.... get up, I said get up... let's go

Better watch out now cause here we come
And we ain't stoppin' until we see the morning sun
So give us room to do our thing, cause we ain't come to hurt no one
So everybody come and get upon the floor now and grab someone

(Verse 1)

Man first of all, I'm a boss, I just wanna get that across
Man even my dentist hates when I floss
Pull up to the club in a Pinto like it's a Porsche
Garbage bag for one of the windows, spray painted doors
With the flames on 'em, Michigan plates and my names on 'em
Baby Shady's here, come and get him if you dames want him
But he ain't stupid so quit tryna run them games on him
He's immune to Cupid, why you tryna put your claims on him
Cause you won't do to me what you did to the last man
Now climb in back, try not to kick over the gas can
There's a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance
We have of just getting home, now can I get that lap dance?
She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass man
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps
That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps
Down and show this hussie who's the man, now get amped, dance!

(Hook)

Now you can do this on your own, but everyone knows
That no one likes to be alone, so get on the floor and grab somebody
Ain't nothing but a white trash party!
So let's have us a little bash, and if anyone asks
It ain't no one, but us trash
You don't know, you better ask somebody
Cause we're having a white trash party!

(Verse 2)

Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear
And walk around the party without a care, like a body without a head
Looking like a zombie from Night of the Living Dead
And tomorrow probably still be too high to get out of bed
Til I feel like I been hit with the sharp part of the hammer
Mixin' Hennessy and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta
I shoot the gift like I'm hollerin' "die Santa"
Missed the tree and hit Rudolf and two innocent bystanders
So quite tryna play the Wall like you Paul
And get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin'
They call the Stephon Marbury of rap, darling
Cause soon as they throw on some R. Kelly I start ballin'!
Making it rain for the ladies in the minis
But I'm not throwing ones, five's, ten's or even twenty's
I'm throwing quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at Skinny's
Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's
From the north, east and west
But when it comes to them trailers in them South Parks, muffle it
Cause homie, that hood's tighter than Kenny's
So ladies if your belly button's not an innie, then I'm outtie
Now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy c'mon!

(Hook)

Now you can do this on your own, but everyone knows
That no one likes to be alone, so get on the floor and grab somebody
Ain't nothing but a white trash party!
So let's have us a little bash, and if anyone asks
It ain't no one, but us trash
You don't know, you better ask somebody
Cause we're having a white trash party!

(Bridge)

Now whether you're black, white or purple if you're misunderstood
But you don't give a fuck, you ain't doing shit that you should
Long as you know you're up to evil and you're no damn good
Get on the floo' mayne, and rep your hood

(Verse 3)

Now honey, don't let them pricks trick
We should make a quick dip
And go do some doughnuts in the hospital parking lot
Cause girl I got a sick whip, kick the back window outta my Gremlin
Put two milk crates in the trunk, rip out the stick shift
And, make a five seater, I'll be damned if I feed a
Chick, it ain't like me to split a piece of dry pita
I'll be an S-L 'til the I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y
And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater
I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down
'fore I turn over a new leaf clown, I'll tell you now
I'm so raw I still need to unthaw, you feel me y'all
I shut the club down, like Drake in the mall!
But baby a body like that's against the law
You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw
Coleslaw containers, empty straw wrappers and all
You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car, now get up!

(Hook)

Now you can do this on your own, but everyone knows
That no one likes to be alone, so get on the floor and grab somebody
Ain't nothing but a white trash party!
So let's have us a little bash, and if anyone asks
It ain't no one, but us trash
You don't know, you better ask somebody
Cause we're having a white trash party!

[Chorus]
I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes

[Eminem]
Lately I really feel like I'm rolling for Delph like Philly
Feel like I'm losing control of myself, I sincerely
Apologize if all that I sound like is I'm complaining
But life keeps on complicating, and I'm debating
On leaving this world this evening, even my girls
Can see I'm grieving, I try and hide it
But I can't, why do I act like I'm all high and mighty
When inside, I'm dying, I am finally realizing I need help
I can't do it myself, too weak, two weeks I've been having ups and downs
Going through peaks and valleys, dilly dallying
Around with the idea of ending this shit right here
I'm hating my reflection, I walk around the house trying to fight mirrors
I can't stand what I look like, yeah, I look fat, but what do I care?
I give a fuck, only thing I fear is Hailie
I'm afraid if I close my eyes then I might see her
Shit..

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I lock myself in the bedroom, bathroom, napping at noon
Yeah dad's in a bad mood, he's always snapping at you
Marshall what happened that you can't stop with these pills
And you've fallen off with your skills and your own fans are laughing at you
You've become a problem you're too pussy to tackle, get up
Be a man, stand, a real man would have had this shit handled
Know you just had your heart ripped out and crushed
They say Proof just flipped out, homie just swift out and bust
Nah, it ain't like Doody to do that
He wouldn't fucking shoot at nobody, he'd fight first
But dwelling on it only makes the night worse
Now I'm popping Vic's, Percs and Methadone pills
Yeah Em, tight verse, you killed it
Fucking drug dealers hang around me like "yes men"
And they gon' do whatever I says when, I says it
It's in their best interest to protect their investment
And I just lost my fucking best friend, so fuck it, I guess then...

[Chorus]

Don't know what I'm gonna do, but I just keep on going through changes...

[Verse 3]
My friends just can't understand this new me
That's understandable man, but think how bananas you'd be
You'd be an animal too, if you were trapped in this fame and caged in it like a zoo
And everybody's looking at you, what you want me to do
I'm starting to live like a recluse and the truth is
Fame's starting to give me an excuse to be at a all time low
I sit alone in my home theater, watching the same damn DVD
Of the first tour, the last tour, he was still alive
And it hurt, so I fast forward, sleeping pills will make me feel alright
And if I'm still awake in the middle of the night
I just take a couple more, yeah you're motherfucking right
I ain't slowing down for no one, I am almost homeward bound
Almost in a coma, yeah homie come on, dull 'em out
Daddy, don't you die on me, daddy, better hold your ground
Fuck, don't I know the sound of that voice
Yeah baby, hold me down...

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
Wake up in the hospital, full of tubes, plus somehow I'm pulling through
Swear when I come back I'ma be bulletproof
I'ma do it just for Proof, I think I should state a few
Facts, cause I may not get a chance again to say the truth
Shit, it just hit me that what if I would not have made it through
I think about the things I would never got to say to you
I'd never get to make it right, so here's what I came to do
Hailie this one is for you, Whitney and Alaina too
I still love your mother, that will never change
Think about her every day, we just could never get it together
Hey, wish there was a better way, for me to say it
But I swear on everything, I'd do anything for her on any day
There are just too many things, to explain, when it rains
Guess it pours, yes it does, wish there wasn't any pain
But I can't pretend there ain't, I ain't placing any blame
I ain't pointing fingers, heaven knows I never been a saint
I know that it feels like we just pissed away our history
And just today, I looked at your picture, almost if to say
I miss you self-consciously, wish it didn't end this way
But I just had to get away, don't know why
I don't know what else to say, I guess I'm...

[Chorus]

Don't know what I'm gonna do, but I just keep on going through changes...

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Hola if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Intro)

Yeah, It's been a ride...
I guess i had to go to that place to get to this one
Now some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there

(Verse 1)

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
What you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me
I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shit and
Whether he's on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the universe

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Verse 2)
Ok quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was "ehhhh"
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud's still follow's me around
But it's time to exercise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Bridge)

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, Imma face my demons
I'm manning up, Imma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now

(Verse 3)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly i probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realise what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibility's as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldn't lift a single shingle lonely
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Put the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

I dunno man, just feels like, well alot different
Kinda feels like, I'm on a whole different page right now
Feels strange but um, I guess it's kinda like… it's kinda like

Verse 1
I feel like I'm morphin, into something that's so indcredible, that I'm dwarfin'
All competetors, better get your girlfriend in check
It's psychological warfare, and dolphin's I effect
Your self esteem shatters his dialect
Comes blasting out your deck, she loves me
Such passion you'd expect this sort reaction from her yet
Your strong oh, you're fucking corny, you try to turn your charm on
Cause you just think you're Bishop the don one
But if you think you're fucking with me, homie you're on one
I'm cockin' my head back like ‘Ed Lover, come on son
She's on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your boys are like “she's fucking with dude, she wants son”
Homeboy, you better get a clue
She's on my dick cause I spit better than you
What you expect her to do? How you expect her to act in the sack
When she's closing her eyes, fantasizing of digging her nails in my back to this track

Chorus

Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you (It's like a verbal seduction)
Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you (It's like a verbal seduction)


Verse 2
She's sitting there getting liquored up at the bar
She says it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you
Than to count the things that are
There's a seven disc, CD changer in her car
And I'm in every single slot, and you're not, awww
I'm the logo on that Dallas Cowboy helmet, a star
And I'm not about to sick back and just keep rhyming one syllable, nah
Switch it up and watch them haters not give it up, cause they're just not good enough
But I'm not giving up til I get my respect, and I won't stop til I get enough
Cause I'm not living up to my own expectations, aww
That hater alarm is sounding off, and Obama took the bomb from my name, aww
So quit crying that I took your dame, homie she's my dame, aww
You sadly mistaken if you thinkin' that I'm not on my game boy
And things just ain't been the same since the day that I came for it
You wear your heart on your sleeve, I sport that white tank boy
But you got a hard on for me, what you hollerin' my name for?
It's your bitch on my dick, ain't my dang fault, man I can't call it

Chorus

Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you

Verse 3

It's like we're playing lyrical tug of war with your ear
You hear it, girl come here, put your ear up to the speaker
Dear, while I freak this world premier
Seducing her, loosen up with a little freestyle
Wait, am I losing ya? Am I making you look bad?
Well I got news for ya homie, you're losing her
Oh wait she don't like when I spit it fast
Am I tryna show how, let me slow it down
It's still gonna be a blowout
You're gonna wanna throw out your whole album
Rummage through the shit and try to salvage something
To see if you can save any of it punk, but none of it's fucking with me
Prick you really feeling that bullshit?

You think you killing them syllables? quit playing
These beats ain't nothing to fool with
They call me fire Marshall, I shut the shit down
Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round
I am also the opposite of what you are like
You're a microcosm of what the fuck I am on the mic
I am awesome, and you are just awe-struck
She's love-stricken, she's got her jaw stuck
From sucking my dick, aww fuck

Chorus
Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you

[Lil Wayne:]
Throw dirt on me, and grow a wildflower
But it's fuck the world, get a child out her
Yea, my life a bitch, but you know nothing bout her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers

I'm rolling Sweets, I'm smokin' sour
Married to the game, but she broke her vows
That's why my bars, are full of broken bottles
And my night stands, are full of open Bibles (uhh)

I think about more than I forget
But I don't go around fire, expecting not to sweat
And these niggas know I lay 'em down, make your bed
Bitches try to kick me while I'm down, I'll break your leg

Money outweighing problems on the triple beam
I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes (uhh)
Be good or be good at it
Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic

Yeah, put the dick in they mouth, so I guess it's fuck what they say
I'm high as a bitch, up up and away, man I come down in a couple of days
OK, you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code

It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down
No love lost, no love found

[Eminem & Lil Wayne:]
It's a little too late, to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
Fuck what you say, just (don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)
That's right bitch, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
Bitch you get (no love)
You show me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
You (don't hurt me no more)
That's right, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
You get (no love)
Bitch you get (no love)
And I don't need you
Get em

[Eminem:]
I'm alive again, more alive than I have been, in my whole entire life I can
See these people's ears perk up as I begin, to spaz with the pen
I'm a little bit sicker than, most, shit's fi'n to get thick again
They say the competition is stiff, but I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in

I ain't never givin' in again, caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers how I treat 'em, so why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em
They call me a freak 'cause I like to, spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when you need him

Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'ma let you finish in a minute, yeah that rap is tight but um
I just spit the greatest verse of all time, so you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit, and start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference, when I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight

It's an adrenaline rush, you feel the bass thump in the place all the way to the parking lot fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd, you can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I bogarded the game, I so started to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest, you can still get roasted because Marsh is not mellow

Till I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop, I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop, till my hip don't hop anymore
When you so good that you can't say it, because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick 'cause you spit, these fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore

And you can never break my stride, you never slow the momentum at any moment, I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride, killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent is getting no
Mercy, mark my words, ain't letting up relentless, I smell blood
I don't give a fuck, keep giving them hell, where was you when I fell and needed help up you get no love

[Eminem & Lil Wayne:]
It's a little too late, to say that you're sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
Fuck what you say, just (don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)
That's right bitch, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
Bitch you get (no love)
You show me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don't need you (don't hurt me)
You (don't hurt me no more)
That's right, and I don't need you, don't want to see you
You get (no love)
Bitch you get (no love)
And I don't need you

We touch I feel a rush
We clutch it isn't much
But it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us
It's lust it's torturous
You must be a sorceress cause you just
Did the impossible
Gained my trust don't play games it'll be dangerous
If you fuck me over
Cause if I get burnt I'mma show you what its like to hurt
Cause I been treated like dirt before ya
And love is evil
Spell it backwards I'll show ya

Nobody knows me I'm cold
Walk down this road all alone
It's no ones fault but my own
It's the path I've chosen to go
Frozen as snow I show no emotion whatsoever so
Don't ask me why I have no love for these motherfucking hos
Blood sucking succubuses what the fuck is up with this
Ive tried in this department but I ain't had no luck with this
Its sucks but its exactly what I thought it would be
Like tryin to start over
I gotta hole in my heart like some kind of emotional rollercoaster
Something I won't go on till you toy with my emotion so its over
Its like an explosion everytime I hold ya wasn't joking when I told ya
You take my breathe away
You're a supernova... and I'm a

[Chorus]
I'm a space bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles on a clear night in June
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
Right at you

[Verse 2]
I'll do whatever it takes
When I'm with you I get the shakes
My body aches when I ain't
With you I have zero strength
There's no limit on how far I would go
No boundaries no lengths
Why do we say that until we get that person that we think's
Gonna be that one and then once we get 'em its never the same
You want them when they don't want you
Soon as they do feelings change
It's not a contest and I ain't on no conquest for no mate
I wasn't looking but I stumbled onto you must've been fate
But so much is at stake what the fuck does it take
Let's cut to the chase
But a door shuts in your face
Promise me if I cave in and break and leave myself open
That I won't be making a mistake
Cause I'm a...

[Chorus]
I'm a space bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles on a clear night in June
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
Right at you

[Verse 3]
So after a year and 6 months it's no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts
Never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you
Let down my guard swear to god
I'll blow my brains in your lap
Lay here and die in your arms
Up to my knees and I'm bleedin
No tryin to stop you from leaving
You wont even listen so fuck it
I'm tryin to stop you from breathing
I put both hands on your throat
I sit on top of you squeezing
Till I snap your neck like a popsicle stick
Ain't no possible reason I could think of to let you walk up out this house
And let you live
Tears streamed down both of my cheeks
Then I let you just go and just give
And before I put that gun to my temple
I told you this

And I would've did anything for you
To show you how much I adored you
But it's over now
It's too late to save our love
Just promise me you'll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star cause I'm a

[Chorus]
I'm a space bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles on a clear night in June
And I'm so lost without you
Without you
Without you

Yeah,
You know technically,
I'm not even really supposed to be here right now,
So fuck it,
Might as well make the most of it.

Ahh ah ah ah eh eh eh eh ehhh

Yeah, haha
Feels good,
Whooo,
Guess I'm lucky,
Some of us don't get a second chance.
But I aint blowing this one.
Naw man, haha,
Shit I feel like I can do anything now

Who can catch lightning in a bottle
Set fire to water
Commin out the nozzle on the fire hose
Quiet as water

Cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man

Smash an hour glass
Grab the sand
Take his hands and cuff em
Spin around to freeze the clock
Take the hands of time and cuff em

Cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man

There's a storm commin that the weather man couldn't predict,
I start the ball prick you better flee cuz I get ticked
It's a rap, I was down, when I was down I was kicked
I got up
I'm bout to punch ya to the ground, ya trick,
It's a trap,
Fuck my last CD this shit's in my trash,
I be god damned if another rapper gets in my ass,
I hit the gas and I spit every rap as if it's my last
You can die in the blink of an eye,
So bat ya eyelashes, and keep winking and blown kisses
Cuz your flirting with death
I'm destroying your livelihood, I ain't just hurting your rep,
I catch a flow and get goin',
No remorse, I'm showinn they slowin, for no one,
Knowing there is nothing you can do about it
Zeroing on the target like a marksman,
The target is you,
I shut ya lane down,
Took ya spot, parked in it too,
Watchin it flow, lighter fluid, saliva what can ya do,
Go get ya crew to hype ya up stand behind you like whoooo!
That boys hot enough to melt hell burn Satan too,
Fry his ass, and put his ashes back together with glue,
See you can hate 'em, he don't blame you frankly he would too,
This game could ill afford to lose him,
How bout you?

Now guess who who (hey),
Heres a clue (hey),
He came to a ball in a wife beater
Lost his Nike shoe,
It's in ya ass (hey),
He's in ya ass, he's all up in ya psyche too,
Now what's his name

Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,

If I had a time machine, I'm passin ya,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Music is my time machine ahhh ohhhhh,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,

Fuck catching lightning
He struck it
Screamed shut up and thunder,
Flipped the world upside down and made it rain upward
Cinderella man
Cinderella man
Cinderella man
Cinderella man,

Rewound the future to the present,
Paused it don't ask how,
Fuck the past motherfucker
Here's the shit right now he's

Cinderella man
Cinderella man
Cinerella man
Cinderella man...

Cinderella man
Send the fellow shady dang came to wrap the game up
In Cellophane,
Raise hell from hell he came,
But didn't come to bore you with the cinderella story,
Nor did he come to do the same,
He can't afford to be a label in this day in age,
And at this stage of the game
Mediocrity can no longer be allowed to fly,
So say bye,
To the old H I,
To the new case of rock
Consider it his last hurrah,
Coup degrasse
Raise em high in the sky,
Keep em up
Time to bring the place alive,
Thanks for bein patient
I will make no more mistakes,
Shit my potatoes baked,
Homie the veggies on my plate can fly,
My filet is smoking weed,
Get back if the stakes are high,
Shit I aint even suppose to be here
By the grace of god,
The skin on my teeth
And the hair on my nuts
I skated by,
Now y'all are on thin ice
With ankle weights I hate to lie,
How fuckin irritated are you,
How much in ya face am I,
It aint shit you could do but fear it,
Proof is here in spirit
I'm the spittin image
I'll mirror it
When I stand near it,
Your pussy lyric,
I cunt hear it,
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists,
Who?
Heres a clue
He came to the ball in his wifebeater,
Lost his nike shoe, it's in ya ass, he's in ya ass,
He's all up in ya psyche too

Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,

If I had a time machine, I'm passin ya,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,

Music is my time machine ahhh ohhhhh,

Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man,
Cinderella man

[Singing with Spoken]
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase, 25 to life
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase, 25 to life

Yeah
Too late
I can't keep, chasing you
Taking my life back
Caught in a chase, 25 to life

[Singing]
I don't think she understands, the sacrifices that I've made
Maybe if this bitch had acted right, I would have stayed
But I've already wasted over half my life, I would have laid
Down and died for you, I no longer cry for you, no more pain

Bitch you, took me for granted took my heart and ran it
Straight into the planet, into the dirt I can no longer stand it
An' now my respect I demand it, I'ma take control of this relationship
Command it, and I'ma be the boss of you now goddammit

And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me
So you better hear me out, this much you owe me
I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you I have stayed
Faithful all the way, this is how I fuckin' get repaid

Look at how I dress, fuckin' baggy sweats, go to work a mess
Always in a rush to get back to you, I ain't heard you yet
Not even once say you appreciate me, I deserve respect
I've done my best to give you nothin' less, than perfectness

And I know that if I end this, I'll no longer have nothin' left
But you keep treatin' me like a staircase, it's time to fuckin' step
And I won't be comin' back, so don't hold your fuckin' breath
You know what you've done, no need to go in depth

I told you'd be sorry if I fuckin' left, I'd laugh while you wept
How's it feel now, yeah funny ain't it
You neglected me, did me a favor though, my spirit free you've set
But a special place for you in my heart, I have kept, it's unfortunate but it's

Too late for the other side (Yeah)
Caught in a chase, 25 to life (Can't take no more (Can't take no more))
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase, 25 to life

I feel like when I bend over backwards for you, all you do is laugh
Cause I ain't good enough, you expect me to fold myself in half
Till I snap, don't think I'm loyal, all I do is rap
I cannot moonlight on the side, I have no life outside of that

Don't I give you enough of my time, you don't think so do you
Jealous when I spend time with the girls, why I'm married to you
Still man I don't know, but tonight I'm serving you with papers
I'm divorcin' you, go marry someone else and make 'em famous

And take away their freedom, like you did to me
Treat 'em like you don't need 'em, and they ain't worthy of you
Feed 'em the same shit that you made me eat, I'm movin' on forget you
Oh, now I'm special, I ain't feel special when I was with you

All I ever felt was this, helplessness, imprisoned by a selfish bitch
Chew me up and spit me out, I fell for this so many times, it's ridiculous
And still I stick with this, I'm sick of this
But in my sickness and addiction, you're addictive as they get

Evil as they come, vindictive as they make 'em
My friends keep askin' me, why I can't just walk away from
I'm addicted, to the pain the stress the drama, I'm drawn in
So I guess I'ma a mess, cursed and blessed

But this time I ain't changin' my mind, I'm climbing out this abyss
You're screaming as I walk out, that I'll be missed
But when you spoke of people who meant the most to you, you left me off your list
Fuck you hip-hop, I'm leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch, and it's just

[Singing with Spoken]
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase, 25 to life
I'm gone man
Too late for the other side
Caught in a chase, 25 to life

Too late
Caught in a chase, 25 to life

[Spoken Intro:]
Yeah, you feel that baby?
Yeah I feel it too, damn.
You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together.
See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

I'm the American dream, I'm the definition of white trash ballin'
I'm right back on 'em with the *rchick-rchick-chicka-chick*
I can't call it, same shit different toilet
Oh yeah, got a nice ass darlin'

Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin
What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend
Lemme tell you the whole, story of Shady's origin
You'll be sorry, if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father
I musta got my pimpin genes from him, the way he left my mama
I'm a rollin stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama
Keep my entourage wit me, baby I make a promise

There ain't nobody as bomb as, me I'm calm as the breeze
I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms
I'm a, superstar girl, I'm ready for you mama
Why you think the only thing, I got on is my pajamas

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I kiss your navel
Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table
But you may want to find something, more stable
I told you I ain't foolin from the gate, this ain't the first day of April

But thank you for staying April, I'ma make you
Learn to appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phony little fishy, and sissy fake G's
Skip over the huggie bear, and all the kissy face please

Initiate phase three, missy now service me
Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously
Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby
Ooh you're doing that, even better than your mom lady

I told you I'm shady, you didn't listen now did ya
Relax woman, you know that I'm only kiddin with ya
Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped but I didn't hit ya
I think you're finally, starting to get the picture, I'm just

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

Call me dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
So
Call me dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
So
*Chicka-chicka*
I can hold you in the mornin'
But in the evening I gotta go
'Cause I'm on to the next girl
And the next girl I kinda like, oh oh oh

I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture
The feelings you had for, your last boyfriend before he slapped ya
You never wanted someone so bad you're, sweating
But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed ya

Girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopless romantic
Don't try to fight the feelin', of something that's so organic
You can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get the cam 'cordin', damn shortie

I told you this is bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin
I was bound to work a number on your back, and throw your spine out of allignment
My love has got you so blinded, you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup

So stop at the store and pick a pint up
Let's get the Pineapple Schnapps goin, no one will knock 'cause I'ma hang a sign up
Sayin' don't disturb, shorty I'm so supurb
I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

Call me dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
So
Call me dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
Dynamite, ohh ohh
So
*Chicka-chicka*
I can hold you in the mornin'
But in the evening I gotta go
'Cause I'm on to the next girl
And the next girl I kinda like, oh oh oh

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again

[Spoken Outro:]
Ha
Dr. Dre
2010
Lightyears ahead o' you
Haha
Woo!

(Intro)
Yeah, can't stop now...
This may be the last chance I get to be famous

(Hook)
You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces
You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose
Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless
There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes
I just wanna be famous
But be careful what you wish for!

(Verse 1)
I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me Slim Roethlisberger
I go berserk-er than a fed up post office worker
A merker with a mossberg, I'm pissed off, get murdered
Like someone took a ketchup squirter, squirted a frankfurter
For a gangsta, you sure did shit your pants when you saw
The chainsaw get to waving like a terrible towel
I faced her around when his fangs come out, get your brains blown out
That's what I call blowing your mind, when I come back like nut on your spine
I'm a thumb tack that you slept on son
Now here I come screaming "attack" like I stepped on one
Low on the totem til he showed em, defiance, giant scrotum
He don't owe them bitches shit, his britches, he out growed em
He's so out cold, he's knocked out at the south pole and
Nobody fucks with him, rigor mortis and postmortem
He's dying of boredom, take your best rhymes, record em
Then try to thwart him, he'll just take your punchlines and snort em
Shit stained drawers, you gon' fuck with a guy that licks the blades of his chainsaws
While he dips 'em in P. F. Chang's sauce?
Game's off homie, hang it up like some crank calls
You think I'm backing down, you must be out your dang skulls!
I'm almost famous

(Hook)

(Verse 2)
I'm back for revenge, I lost the battle, that ain't happening again
I'm at your throat like strep, I step strapped with a pen
Metaphors wrote on my hand, some are distorting my memory
Some are wrote on a napkin, do what I have to to win
Pulling out all stops, any who touch a mic prior
Is not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Myers
And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the wacko 'fore
I take a shit in his jack-o-lantern then smash it on his porch
Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!
Don't call me the champ, call me the space shuttle destroyer
I just blew up the challenger, matter of fact, I need a lawyer
I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast
Beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like Verne Troyer
Y'all are Eminem backwards, you're Mini-Me's
See he's in a whole 'nother weight class, he slugs your BB's
Your bean bag bullets, you're full of it, you were dissing his CD's
Laughed at Infinite, now he's back like someone pissed in his Wheaties
No peace treaties, he turned into a beast
His new Slim Shady EP's got the attention of mighty D-R-E
He's almost famous

(Hook)

(Verse 3)
Now there he goes in Dre's studio, cupping his balls
Screaming the wood off the paneling, cussing the paint off the walls
Spewing his hate to these haters, showing no love for these broads
He ain't giving em shit, he'll scissor pinch a penny so hard
He'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark
You can see the mark when it scars, til Abraham Lincoln is screaming out "Ahhh!"
His metaphors and similes ain't similar to them not at all
If they don't like they can all get fucked, instead of sucking him off
They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carridine, they can go fuck themselves and just die
And eat shit while they at it, he's fucking had it
He's mad at the whole world, so go to hell and build a snowman, girl
The bullies become bullied, the pussies get pushed
Then they better pull me, take me back to 9th grade to school me
Cause I ain't looking back, only forward, this whole spot blowing
Who could of known he'd grow to be a poet and not know it
And while I'm being poetic, let me get a historic
And raise the bar higher than my opinion of these women below it
So bare witness to some biblical shit
As the cold wind blowing, this world ain't gonna know what hit it
He did it, he made it, he's finally famous!

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffing paint, and I love it
The more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait, where you going?
I'm leaving you
No you ain't, come back
We're running right back
Here we go again, it's so insane
'Cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, it's awful
I feel so ashamed, I snap
Who's that dude? I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe when you're with them
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah, them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each others' face
Spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em
You push, pull each others' hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em, throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over, it controls you both
So they say it's best to go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya, 'cause today
That was yesterday, yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playin' over, but you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routines
But your temper's just as bad as mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love, you're just as blinded
Baby, please come back, it wasn't you
Baby, it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed I'll aim my fist at the dry wall
Next time there will be no next time
I apologize, even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

[Chorus]
The days are cold livin' without you
The nights are long, I'm growing older
I miss the days of old, thinkin' about you
You may be gone, but you're never over

[Verse 1]
If Proof could see me now, I know he'd be proud
Somewhere in me deep down, there's something in me he found
That made him believe in me, now no one can beat me now
You try, it'll be them doors, Andre's phantom believe me clowns
That means suicide, homie, you'll never throw me
Off of this course, blow me
Bitch, I do this all for the sport only
But I want it all, I'm not just talking awards, homie
And the balls in my court and it's lonely
On top of the world when you're the only
One with the balls and your shorts
To leave them jaws on the floor with no re-
morse, remember that when they get to doggin' you boy, homie
So y'all can just get to bloggin' about bologna
I'm not gonna stop the saga
Continue, no stoppin' the force Obi, I'm moppin the floors
with them, I keep tryna pass it, but they keep on droppin' the torch
and it won't be, long til this sport is O-V-
E-R, just blazin' and we knockin' them doors and no we
ain't pumpkins on Halloween but we'll show up on your porch, so be
careful what you say, there ain't no punks over here so follow me
Through the fog like I'm S-N-double-O-P
Let me guide you through the smoke G
If only I wasn't travellin' down this road by my lonely
No one who knew me like you will ever know me
I don't think you understand how much you meant to me

[Chorus]
The days are cold livin' without you
The nights are long, I'm growing older
I miss the days of old, thinkin' about you
You may be gone, but you're never over

And it don't stop (oh)
And it don't quit (oh)
And it don't stop (oh)
And it don't quit (oh)
And I miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
Homie, I'll never forget you (no)

[Verse 2]
For you, I wanna write the sickest rhyme of my life
So sick it'll blow up the mic, It'll put the dyna in mite
Yeah, it'll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and shit himself
Tap dancin' all over the beat, it'll jump off the page and spit itslf
Yeah, it's the best thing I could do right now for you Doodi is to rap
So I'm gonna fuck til I die, yeah I'mma do it to death
And instead of mourning your death, I'd rather celebrate your life
Elevate to new height, step on the gas and accelerate, I'mma need two mics
Cuz the way that I'm feelin' tonight, everything I can just do right
There's nothing that I can do wrong, I'm too strong and I'm just too hyped
Just finished the rhyming custard and excuse the corny metaphor
They'll never ketchup to all this energy that I've mustered
So, God, just help me out while I fight through this grievin' process
Tryna process this loss is makin' me nauseous
But this depression ain't takin' me hostage
I've been patiently watchin' this game, pacin' these hallways
You had faith in me always
Proof, you knew I'd come out of this slump, rise from these ashes
Come right back on they asses, and go Mike Tyson on these bastards
And I'mma show ‘em, blow ‘em out the water slaughter ‘em, homes
I'm on so many bells the only place they can hit me is below 'em
Homie, I know I'm never gonna be the same with you
I woulda never came in this game, I'm going insane without you
Matter of fact it was just the other night, had another dream about you
You told me to get up, I got up, I spread my wings and I flew
You gave me a reason to fight, I was on my way to see you
You told me, nah, Doody, you're not layin' on that table I knew
I was gonna make it, soon as you said think of Hailie, I knew
There wasn't no way that I was gonna ever leave them babies, and Proof
not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you
Lord, I'm so thankful, please don't think I don't feel grateful, I do
Just grant me the strength that I need, for one more day to get through
So, homie, this is your song, I dedicate this to you
I love you, Doody

[Chorus]
The days are cold livin' without you
The nights are long, I'm growing older
I miss the days of old, thinkin' about you
You may be gone, but you're never over

And it don't stop (oh)
And it don't quit (oh)
And it don't stop (oh)
And it don't quit (oh)
And I miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
Homie, I'll never forget you (no)

(do you love me ?)
Nah man
Not quite finished yet

Girl I think,
You just might'a tried to pull a muh'fucking fast one, I'm mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?
See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker
In your walk-way? Better co-operate
Or get sautee'd and rotisseried while you're hog-tied
MC's get so quiet you can hear a muh'fucking dog whistle while I walk by
'Colt Seavers' on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fucking Fall Guy
I don't gas my Mercedes at the mit, man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor's so big you can fit a midget in his engine
Bitch, give me them digits while you're cringin'
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty
Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me
Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but,
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll

(do you love me ?)
Now here we go go goooooo

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You will never think of this shit
Yeah, honey you called?
Well here I come, Havoc on the beat, I reek it
Evil I see, hear and speak it
Lady put your money on Shady
Fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh'fucking chicken fore' it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin'
Like a Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Cobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin
I'm fashionable and 'bout as rational
As a rash on a fag's asshole
Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he's cool with it
Don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain't in the mood for this shit
Get my dick, Google it till it pops up
Ya'll are so motherfucking full of shit that you're stopped up
Me I'm always shitting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers crap out *fart* "Ohp, What?"
Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"
But you won't get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut! Because..

(do you love me ?)
Here we go go goooooo

And now that I got your panties in a bunch
And your bowels in an uproar
Im'ma show you why I came so you
Stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore know you want more,
Bitches tell I put the math back into Mathers
Cuz I'm a fucking problem, Run boy!
Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
Comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don't feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you're jealous, fucking animal
I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now, can ya hoe?
Shady, I don't understand your flow
Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Palumalu's hair, boy.
Don't you dare try to follow or compare, boy.
I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare
Stay the fuck outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare, point
But you can't touch since you're queer boy.
I don't get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I steroids?
Well bitch I'm back with some shit for that ass
And your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids
And remember boys

(do you love me?)
Here we go go goooooo

Thank you for coming out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Till next time

Haha

Peace!

[Intro]
Aw man, yea
You ever be in the club man, you get in a fight
And people that you don't even know jump in?

[Verse 1]
You feel like you wanna hit something, your fist clenches, your pissed
You just wanna get someone with shit, jump em ??
You're bout to get your shit pushed in, I'm just inches away
I'm splitting your shit wide open, no stitches could save
So die with your eyes open, you hope this isn't the way
You end up going out, but I guess it just is I'm afraid
Razors, scissors and blades make Jason say isn't this great
On-lookers participate in this ass-kicking debate
They're starting to take place in the middle of the street
Little did you know there'd be an all-out brawl soon as you heard this beat
Emergency personnel rush to the murder scene, but its too late
It's absolute pandemonium, whisked away
In a ambulance is your fate, nothing nobody told you when you-
Left your house today coulda made you anticipate
Such an ass whooping, okay, til the anger dissipates
You get punched in the face, reciprocate

[Chorus x2]
So what the deal, ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a-mighty big now
I might just have to dig down and pull em through my britches
I said...

[Verse 2]
You step in the place with enough misplaced anger to catch a case
Anxious to get in some shit, got your gangstas all with your ladies
You better go get your mace cuz shady said so
You may wanna pick up the radio and bang it against your face
That's how f--king rowdy you feel, now do you still wanna grill?
If you don't wanna get the shit beat outta you, chill
Cuz if you doubt me you will, yea got me a pill, found me a thrill
I got a couple of drinks here and I'm bound to refill
Girl howdy, how do you feel ma?
This c--ksucker did not spill my drink, Oh HELL no
He must be tryna kill my buzz, I will not budge
And what the deal ridaz?
Now here they all come and they got your back in like 2 seconds flat
That's probably a record yea, you wasn't expecting that
Cuz they want in on the act, there's a cognac-
Bottle, we snuck it in cuz the beer that they were serving here was only tap
I'm biting, I fight dirty, you might get kicked in the nuts
You're frightened like this guy might hurt me
You're quite certain he's nuts, I've hit myself in the face harder
Play smarter, you may start a ?? you need a chainsaw to
Dig your way out of, go powder your nose-
P--sy the harder you yell, the harder I slap the shit out of you hoes
You set it off fa--ot, so now how do you spose-
We settle it, hit me in the nose, we'll see how it goes

[Chorus x2]

It's shear hustle, I bob, weave, deflate your beer muscles
We're tussling, the crowd's starting to cheer us
And adrenaline's rushing through us just like a geyser gushing
Too much Budweiser in my blood, I'm strangling your windpipe
And ?? my signatures, ligature marks
Look at you all big with your remarks, and I swing an icepick at your heart
At least that's what it feels like when I pick you apart
And dig at you and break you down like the bitch that you are
The predicament starts when I throw a brick at your car
The pain inflicted upon you, it's so sick, it's bizarre
Shit, this is almost ridiculous, addictive as far
As having me wanna rip out your frickin ligaments ARGH!
You hit like a bitch, you scratch me with your nails, for that-
You catch an open-hand slap, break off your nail like BAP!
In fact, I'll have the crowd smacking you themselves
Where's D12, I don't feel like doing this by myself

[Chorus x2]

[Intro:]
Ladies and gentlemen make some noise
aww shit
yeah
y'all ready to get this shit started or what
Aaight,
well I brought some friends with me too

Now I aint back just for the sake of sayin im back
I could relax but Id rather stack ammo on tracks
couple zanacs light a couple wax candles then black-
out and relapse till I act Jack Daniels and yap
Burp bubbles attitudes imaturin double shot of bacardi party vision is blurrin
woah I cant see shit my words get to slurrin uh oh
you can call me R.Kelly now Urine-trouble
whats accurin before after and durin the show

theres no bearin on the bad news im bearin wow
what is it wordplay no Im pushin you out the dough
so suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow
now stomp your fuckin feet till you get to squishin a hoe
Its pandemo-neum standin o when you see him oh
dam baby you look good you givin me warmth you should pull over like a sweatshirt with a hood
Or snap work it a poly on
you and me both break bread while im hopin over this game to pinch a loaf
now homie who's your favorite pain in the ass
who claims to be spittin the same flames as me
im Kanye when he crashed
in other words I got the hood on smash
like I stepped on the gas destroyed the front end deployed the dam air bags on the dash
went through em and laughed
came back an hour after the accident and bit a god dam jaw breaker in half
so stop fakin to funk and start shakin ya ass
slaughterhouse in the house with the causasian of rap
and just blaze on the track
what the fucks more amazin' then that
slut answer me that
royce where you at?

[Verse 2 - Royce Da 5'9:]
I'm right here fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers
are prying you apart ???, lump on your head designed by a bar stool
Designed by a cartoon, before I need to be hired
Jimmy 'Io fire Marshall
The 9 tucked against the lining
I pull it out and flip your partner upside down like ya'll are a couple 69ing
It's like Rick James is shooting up your house, *****....fuck your couch *****
You screaming 'fuck the world' with your middle finger up
While I'm over here shoving my dick in a hole in the mud
My bitch, know I'm perfectly fit for murder
Because I murdered her, so you can call me Nickel the OJ the Glove
I got a Posse of Insane Clowns, blow your brains on your opposite ear
Then ask you how your brain sounds
Bad, evil, weirdo, Alfred ???, mad cerebral, you on your last burrito
What that mean Nickel
It's a rap if you eating, get a beat then terrorize that bitch like I'm Middle Eastern
Slaughterhouse on fire, nobody touching that
Good day and good night, Ortiz where the fuck you at

[Verse 3 Joel Ortiz:]
I'm right here; my Nike Airs buzz light years ahead of my mic peers
Quite scary to look at, a nightmare, where my book at I'll write fear
In the heart of you tight squares, I harbour the art of you nice ???
It's ??? cuz that made me hotter than my dear
Uncle Al's breath after polishing off his 9th beer
Homie chill listen, I swear, I'm God, I give tracks a holy feel
And they bite ears
I'm right here, why wouldn't I be, just waiting to be hooked to IV's
??? brown when you look at my pee
And this joint, no exception, so just point a direction, and record the pig's oink
When I rip his intestines
This isn't just an infection; this won't go away with penicillin injections
Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection
What I exhibit, seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it
aww shit I did it again, when I lit with this pen, I admitted this phlegm
This time along side Em and the Em
So tell a friend to tell a friend, write a disgusting hook
Jump in shark water and swim, yo where the fuck is Crook

[Verse 4 - Crooked I:]
I'm right here letting the shotty pop
Quick as a karate chop, get your body shot, get your top chopped like a lollipop
Come with Maserati drop, in the body shot
Get your mommy knocked, and your Uncle Tommy molli wopped
I take your life to the 9th inning
A knife in a gunfight I love it me and my knife winning
I laugh when you fall the shit will be funny
I buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money
Man all the bitches holla, they wanna drop my bridges than jaw my dick and swallow
Leave drawers in this Impala, I ball like Iguodala,
I bear more arms than 6 koalas, as soon as a I draw get sent to ???
I kill with the tongue, I'm Atilla the Hun, I'm Genghis Khan, I'm a genius spawn
I pillage your village for fun, ???, a syllable gun
Real as they come, Long Beach ???
Slaughterhouse equals swine flu, ??? try to do without trying
Cuz to us it's so easy, where, Jump-off Joe Beezy

COME ON, WHERE THE FUCK IS JOE BEEZY?!!!