If You Knew Susie like I know Susie Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl! There's none so classy as this fair lassie Oh! Oh! Holy Moses! What a chassis! We went riding she didn't balk Back from Yonkers I'm the one that had to walk! If You Knew Susie like I know Susie Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl! She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses Oh! Oh! What a future she posesses. Out in public how she can yawn in a parlor you would think the war was on. If You Knew Susie like I know Susie Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!