So many tech-heads
Recent invasion
I stretch out my long legs
And I kick away the mouse pad, baby
Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say
He promise a freebee
But heґs such a pokey little guy
Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumping out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
Cyberman lights up
But mostly he floppy
Computer man crashes
Heґs so humpty dumpty, baby
Now he tries this experiment
Though he knows itґs so low-tech
He tries patting his forehead
While heґs rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby
But he canґt do it, can he?
No, no he canґt do that at all
But wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
Sure enough, that big dumb guy
Is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big papa bear
Maybe you can remember
It wasnґt that long ago
When you dialed a number
You got a living, breathing human being
On the telephone
Donґt want nothing to do
But just study the skin on your face
I want to look up at the sky
And watch the sunset
With someone like you
Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here, he's here
In fact heґs brought his
big raccoon coat with him
And he doesnґt even know itґs
politically incorrect
That big dumb guy is here at last
I see him now walking torward me
Letґs get it on with your big bad self
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big, big, big, big, big
Big dumb guy
Oh, ha - smartest guy
I ever knew yeah
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
kiss me, kiss me now
If feels so good
I donґt want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore
I donґt want to see that pinwheel go round
and around and around
Every time I try to open any window
Hold me, you big dumb guy
You smart guy
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