The ugly tattooed swinger euphemise
And call their mucky hobby trysts
But if I saw another man touch you
I'd break his fucking wrists
Monogomy's not natural
We can't survive
That's what he'll say
He loves to swap, he's open-minded
But don't dare suggest he's gay
Any maybe were just lucky
Maybe our connection is unique
And if that's really just what normal people do
Aren't you proud to be a freak
The so-called Doctor Gray's a billionaire
Because he's got the sexes sussed
We're a different race, we can't communicate
And mind-game's are a must
But if you need a man
Just buy the book and follow all the rules
There's no one quicker to splash out
Than vulnerable, desperate, lonely fools
Do you know enough to suckle me and guess
In just three minutes can I suitably impress
When don't we ignore the whistle
Just a look, a smile, a kiss'll
tell you all you really need to know
And maybe we're just different
Maybe we're nature's surprise
So but down the book, log-off and keep your woman close
And just look me in the eye
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