You want to talk to me about Pig Destroyer?
I smoked crack with a fucking cop
You want to see ANb live?
We'll take the deposit and not show up
Send DJ Nevermind and a couple of sluts
Lap dances and suckin' dick as the Honky Reduction 10" spins
Sorry I was on that shit again
And couldn't make the trip
No longer welcome in N.Y.C.
There have been threats
It's like the way a pig will eat its own shit
I stay committed
To every lie I've ever written
No matter if it makes sense
Accepting the absurd
Has become second nature
No reason behind the myths
No purpose in being offensive
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