Third Eye Blind
"Non-Dairy Creamer"

They call it KFC,
Cause it's not really chicken.
Hot Cheetos for breakfast,
Make a young student sickened.
Did you ever think someone's tricking you?...you...you...you

And the guy in the pulpit,
Is a bigot and a liar.
Some kid walks into my school, and opens fire.
Heard any good jokes lately?
Cause we sure do need 'em.
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom.

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy ...creamer?

A new love,
Is burning up in me,
Cause one in four American girls has an STD.
And you can buy yourself some implants,
But you can't buy soul threat level orange.
(What's that?)
With your chest pumped out,
What are you so afraid about?
With your chest pumped out,
What are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?

Uh what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy ...creamer?

And two gay guys got married,
Brought the family to its knees.
How did they blow us to smithereens?
Just a couple of queens.
How did they do it?
I'm telling you now,
They brought marriage to an end,
And I found myself some culprits,
It's two young gay republicans.
Young gay republicans.
Young gay republicans.
Young gay republicans.

What's it going to be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy... creamer?
What's it going to be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy... creamer?

Mission Accomplished.
Mission Accomplished.
Mission Accomplished.

Some, some of them we murder
Some, some we let go
Some, some of them we murder
Some, some we let go

(Sincerely, I wanna thank everyone for listening.
Thank you all. Thank you all.)