The Reindeer Section
"Whodunnit?"

Every day I wake up in a new world
The weather's just as bad and it looks the same
But every morning hosts a new whodunnit
And curses me with a brand new name

I fell in love again today
I think that's been every day this week
I don't need to know a thing about them
I don't need to know a name or hear them speak
It took a while to see the uniform
I kept on looking well everyone else did
Then I thought I saw her in the queue
And I'm still angry that she thought I thought she cared

Maybe I'm just giving too much away
The real me's too easily revealed
I didn't think I was looking for a girlfriend
But then again I thought all my wounds had healed

I fell in love again today
I think that's been every day this week
I don't need to know a thing about them
I don't need to know a name or hear them speak

You crack a joke about a midlife crisis
But realistically I'm already halfway gone
My eyes are wet when I'm watching the telly
I'm completely sober and I'm not even sure what's on

I think it's time I started branching out
And walking well and straight to keep my mouth shut
I think it's time I started staying in
And stop pretending that I'm just another slut

It took a while to see the uniform
I kept on looking well everyone else did
Then I thought I saw her in the queue
And I'm still angry she thought I thought she cared