Robert Palmer
"Milk Cow's Calf Blues"

Tell me milk cow—what on earth is wrong with you?
Milk cow—what on earth is wrong with you?
Now you had a little new calf and your milk is turnin' blue

Now your calf is hungry—I believe he needs a suck
Now your calf is hungry—I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turnin' blue—I believe he's outta luck

Now I feel like milkin' him…my cow won't come
I feel like churnin' and my milk won't turn
I'm cryin' please, please don't do me wrong
If you see my milk cow, baby now, please drive her home

My milk cow been ramblin' for miles around
My milk cow been ramblin' for miles around
Well, now, can you suck on some other man's bull cow
In this strange man's town…