Morningwood
"Merry Xmaskwanzikah"

i don't care about santa clause or lighting your menorah
i'll decorate your chistmas tree and memorize your torah
i'll hang your stocking, spin your dreidel, sing your chistmas carol
i'll go to church or synagogue, wear holiday apparel
i'll celebrate your holidays from kansas to djibouti
i don't care which one it is as long as i get goodies
merry chistmaskwanzikah no matter where you're living
i don't give a shit which one it's time for present giving!

i'll stay up late for santa and distract him with some nookie
i'll climb up through the chimney and feed rudolph some pot cookies

(hey santa, you're looking pretty good this year...
did anybody ever tell you that red is your color?
what do you want for christmas? ...me?!
yeah, rudolph is acting a little strange...)

i'll come to where you work and crash your office christmas party
i'll hide the ???? when your uncle hans gets rowdy
i don't know what kwanzaa is, i blame my education
you can tell me all about it, extra celebration!

what the hell is kwanzaa?
please tell me about kwanzaa
i don't know anything about kwanzaa...
do you?
tell us about kwanzaa
fine, we'll wikipedia it

i'll celebrate your holidays from kansas to djibouti
i don't care which one it is as long as i get goodies
so merry chistmaskwanzikah is everybody ready?
i don't give a shit which one it's time for present getting!