Less Than Jake
"Mr. Chevy Celebrity"

Well I thought all my friends were sane
Then I met this kid, fourth grade
"Let's go throw rocks through the neighbour's windows"
I never wanted to go
He would always make me. he would always make me

I wanna know what you were thinking
I wanna know what you were drinking
Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce
He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch
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He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house
Mark Cruce

Through the years not a whole lot's changed
How 'bout that party where you stole the beer tap off some burnout's keg?
I really hope that you know
I almost got my ass beat, almost got my ass beat

I wanna know what you were thinking
I wanna know what you were drinking
Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce
He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out
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Setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbour's house
Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce
Have another drink Mark Cruce
Yeah have another drink
Fuck you
Have another drink
Mark Cruce