Kunt and The Gang
"Back and Forth"

We went out for the night
We went out for a pint
We got into this nightclub
This bird, she looked alright
I thought I'd take a chance
And ask her for a dance
Before I knew it
She was jousting with my veiny lance

Back and forth, back and forth
She pulled my nob and it went off
Back and forth, back and forth
She pulled my nob and it went off

Arms and fingers, lemonade beer
I think I know what's going on here
Hand shandy, hand job
She got hold of my nob

Back and forth, back and forth
She pulled my nob and it went off
Back and forth, back and forth
She pulled my nob and it went off
To and fro, to and fro
She pulled my nob and shot my load!