Jerry Reed
"I Should Stayed Home"

Son,
Well way down in the Okahanachi Swamp;
Is where old lady Wiggwamp made
her juu-juu juicy fruit stomp.
I went to see her last night,
tripped and fell in right into the
alligator boo-koo-dee-doo-bamp!
Put the hammer down, son!

I knew right then and there;
I should stayed home.
I should never left house,
Should just sit polite like,
hands folded in lap!

Son!
Well, old lady Wiggy-wamp,
a pork-a-pork-achop!
Don't stop the pork chop stampy stomp!
Son, heh-he!
Hee-haw!
Give me a cigerette.
Please?
Nooo!
Contempt of court!?!
What happened?
Awww, man.
I should stayed home.