Flight Of The Conchords
"Mermaid Part A"

whoa whoa

mermaid (that's right)
mermaid (x alot)
mermaid in mermaid
mermaid

mermaid murmur into my ear
the answers to questions I want you to hear
like does it relax you to hear the sound of the land? (whoa oh)
do you all mermaid have slight webbed hands? (that must be freaky)

is it normal for a guy to wear scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea? (make love to me)
make love to him
would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half? cause it would for me

whoa whoa
waii-yah, waii-ya
ooh ah ooh ooh

do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea? (am I invited?)
at these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed? (if so, then how do you light it?)
are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish? (shhh)
or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock, holding half a fish? (half a shapely halibut)

(everybody) whoa whoa
ooh ah ooh ooh

oh fish-like lady
lady-like fish
I don't think so bro, she's a lady lady lady lady lady
no no she's a fish that's just a little bit lady-ish yeah