Dogs Die In Hot Cars
"Lounger"

I know nothing, don't know much
I think my education's gone out to lunch
I can't remember, I cannot think
What is the difference between iron and zinc?

I can listen, I can speak
But my conversational skills are gobblety-geek
I know Harold in 1066
Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick

Revolutions and World War II, is it true what they say?
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away

CHORUS
I get up when I like, Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules
Don't have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

Now, I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about
Is good

I know all I need to know
Why talk Swahili if it's where i won't go?
Latin is clever and sexy is French
Sprechen sie Deutsche would hardly make sense

Inquisitions and missionaries seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from Moses or petals off roses?
I am the Czar

CHORUS

Now, I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about
Is good

Revolutions and World War II, is it true what they say?
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away

CHORUS
CHORUS

Lounge