Dane Cook
"Don't Tickle Me!"

You know what i hate, the one thing i hated growing up.
I hated being tickled. Tickling's the worst.
Cuz it started out fun. Right?
"Tickling, lets tickle!' started fun ended horribly.
Didnt it always escalade the same way first you would be like
"Hahahahahahaaahaa c'mon! Hahhaaahaa i can't bre! I can't breathe!
Cut it out!! Stop It!! im going to throw up!"
and they couldnt stop they're like "Hahahaaahaa I dont care! Hahaahaa!"
i had to punch my grandma in the chest to get her off of me.