Baddiel, Skinner And The Lightning Seeds
"Sven's Three Lions"

sven:-i got the england job, hooray,
i get a lot of pay,
from my friends,
the f-a,

fan:- well i may seem a bit of a yob,
but it just makes me sob,
it's an englishman's job,
sven:-oh stop complaining.

sven:-80 million quid,
fan:- what if we get beaten?
sven:-i don't give a s**t,
i'm from f*****g sweden!!!!!