Aardvark
"The Preppy Song"

I am a preppy ass bitch
I date chicks who are bitches
I shop at the gap or nike stores
am I a fagacrombian bitch?

I like Offspring and Limp Bizkit
you know that song called faith?
I would never be your friend fuck off you loser fag

If you like basketball I will like you
If you get drunk like me thats good too!!

Fuck me! I worthless shit! Fuck You! I'm always better than you!